so far gone..the few questions

i'v been all smiles lately; i  really don't know why :-) :-).... ok i know.... i've been snapping to Maasai songs. lol. i really liked the way they did their thing.

So far gone, i've started on a high. I've got no resolutions, just but a few questions that i've been asking myself and friends/brothers/partners

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What i have experienced in the past few weeks, or past month rather, is one hell of a lifetime memory.

on to the 'questions'.....
Have you ever listened to a song, then just used the lines to it on a beautiful girl? hehe:  shameless,... that's what you are..




After reading my bro's blog once more this morning http://www.sebbywasyke.blogspot.com, i just had to write something. (inspiration of some sort).

But apart from that......'First and foremost'(Ferdinand Waititu style), Are we really going to be single this year? Even when we dance to kwaitu music like gangsta's paradise, ......

watu wamekua wakifunguaa roho... shit,.. hahahahaha, aaah, whoever is understanding what i'm saying (jimmy,boggy,ryan, sabrina(sebby), etc... ). TUMEFUNGUA ROHO

I've got to side with the ladies for once though, and say that Men are shameless, especially after having this conversation of being single when some were 'already' whipped.
that even just led me to ask this, "how faithful is your partner?"


All in all, i've decided not call a spade a big spoon this 2013, because when you do,.. you'll gerrit. I got a few big spoons last year, which i don't need anymore

 And as the year even starts, There are some people who just throw the big spoons at me,..when my hot dentist tells me, "Now open wide and hold on" (And i'm not having my teeth done) i just pretend not to get that....

Its just like what my 'female' banker friend told me the other day... "If you withdraw too early you lose interest." yet we were no where near a working day. I'M NOT TAKING BIG SPOONS.. hehe

 

For the ones who drink, are you gona drink much this year? the diced pineapples..

As usual, i will always never promise to blog much.
And to all the broken hearted.... tulifungua roho... wengi wetu hatutaki kua single any more :P
don't let thee niggas hold you back....

haya.. tumejimarket ya kutosha.

I've got to love my country though. I Hope......... HOPE PRAY that we're gona have peace.
hawa maasai walinibamba..... how many ladies n gents are the photo.....

the ones that hand me the BIG SPOONS would say 3maasais n one lady. nkt.. i'm out :-)


HAPPY 2013.

caught ya!! later...

a short HI... its end year :)

from video shoots to the newspapers, i was lost but now i'm found. lol
my friends call me a lol-er coz i do that a lot. i cant believe i even lol in real life talking situations.
i must say it has been a while since i wrote something, but after reading sebbywasyke.blogspot.com today morning in the middle of a busy day, i probably thought i should at least do a paragraph.

as the year comes to an end, you should ask yourself; 'what did you do that you're proud of? that is worth a memory?' :-)
kama kawaida,.. i was a bit of YOLO, lakini,.. mambo yake siwezi... ati xaxa, xo, 'xex', the usage of 'X' instead of 'S' is just... not right. i remember walking into the club with my ray ban stunners into sheebeen. hehe, at midnight, i must've looked like Madtraxx,... which i regret, because someone stole them,.. annywwwww....

i stood by the rainbow.,

watched in agony as Man Shitty lifted the EPL last season.

but then i graduated, and.....
after such a long and stressful 4th year, i deserved some beer.










i only got to realise that graduating aint everything: i still found myself back in school. smh.
The worst part about it, is that after a long days work, the class is just somewhere i go to pass time. most of the time,

 nilinona, nikakonda,.. nikanona tena,.. lakini haina pressure. My fellow sisters who struggled to lose weight this year, don't give up. i know some really huge people who look good,(Rick Ross) sooo,... never stress

When i thought K'ogalo would lift the tusker KPL, we just had to steal this construction cup,.. hehe,

NEXT SEASON, GANNAM STYLE







i attended birthdays, got cars, still got stressed, drunk maturely, and probably cant say everything,...: But my highlight of the year was when i finally got to bond with some really cool people (@mimmokenya & @pierraM). i even got to do something with Mimmo. :-). i think its really worth checking out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXBYfUm6IC8 . all i can say is,.. kari kii.

We all don't know how the year's gonna end. i remember there were some fools who predicted that the year would come to an end. i really hope it doesn't.. ok wtf,.. it won't end. lol (like the lol-er i am).
i am sorry for that prolonged silence..... i might just be silent-er i think.

blame this on the work boredom.
cheers peeeeople.
i'm out

Best Worst Feeling

ALL BLACKS,… do u just love it when your team lifts a trophy, a world cup. Especially when you’re having breakfast, n watching….mmm ok, first of all, lemi just cut the crap and salute the Les Bleus for putting up a fight against the host nation. Ile kukaza haga nilikaza hiyo day haikua mchezo.

I had a lovely morning, a power ‘breakfast’(I still insist), but a sad end to the Sunday. Man U mayne, city shitted on my team; after a wonderful morning of victory, came the defeat. That was just the best worst feeling. Thank goodness we beat Everton.

So this past weekend I happened to bump into Frank Lampard, the rich Luo in town: Ok I don’t know if he’s still balling but hey, he got me off side. Every time he kept on telling me “omera, I don’t sout”. At first I was just floating, thinking it was some new word in town, but then I realized it was ‘shout’. Hehehe,.. I still laugh whenever I remember that shit.

Earlier on in the day I was at KFC, and enjoyed the fries more than the chicken. I kinda thought that the chicken was to die for, lakini hata haikuleta shangwe. Afadhali nikule ya kenchic au Sanford, I’m serious..hehe.

The floodlights tournament was packed as usual, though it was so muddy. Mean machine won 10-5 against the Leos. They just deserved it. Congratulaions MEAN MACHINE!!!

  

i really don't think i'll go for safaricom sevens. i hope the syk will come. i really hope. thanx y'all for checking the blog out.

world cup follow-up.. CLASSICAL FUSION

I never went to prinslo sevens, kabeberi either; but I got a chance to make new friends/enemies within that period of disappearance. All has been well with me. I’ve learnt to have faith and hope in this Kenya where the dollar seems to go up every single day, dine with traitors, act a fool and at the end of it all, still have something to smile about.

I met MimmoKenya and PierraM (twitter names), after crushing their party. It was just one of those random days, after having worked (and by working I don’t mean seating in the office; kazi ya mkono, bila malipo) I bumped into one of them. Ok, I’m not going to say the rest, just ask Sebastian http://sebbywasyke.blogspot.com/2011/09/my-birthday-gift.html?spref=tw  

And so today, being a Sunday, I went for the classical fusion; damn, I want a rewind. (‘TMO’ for the rugby funs.. hehe). The weather behaved for once, we danced to sauti sol. I still insist, those guys just make me happy, ‘no homo’ though. All I can say is; I just can’t wait for next year’s event.  

I’ve been making a follow-up on the Rugby World Cup 2010 at New Zealand, and so far, I love it. All Blacks are just amazing, though last night i had the sad news that Dan Carter was going to miss the rest of the world cup due to a groin injury while having a kicking session during training.

The Wallabies are impressive too, though they lost to Ireland. Springboks have proven the critics wrong, showing that age doesn’t matter, but experience does. A recap of some of the eye catching matches between yesterday and today are shown in the photos. 

 canada walifanywa,...

 England went through to the quarters

 big-up the argentines. they outdid Georgia.

 fiji beaten 69-0 by wales (above and below pics).

 and Ireland made it through to the quarters, in a tense but awesome match. Weird poses though.

who's going to win it anyway?? 

Home club closed

I couldnt believe my eyes as i drove into impala this past weekend. Ok, ofcourse, mi ni barbie msoto, so gari haikua yangu( a bit too obvious); i just wanted to floss like a soulja boy, only to find that the club had been closed down.

 

Earlier, i was busy hustling for the nights action. I thought i'd enjoy the evening at my home club after attending a good friends graduation after party. i swear hao mafala walifungu pavilion jo!!. I now not only didn't hang out at my favorite joint, but i also have no other place too party at. Wait, was my sentence structure right? i'm open to grammar corrections, kizungu ni ngumu kiasi.

Anyway, i have a collection of photos that i'v never uploaded. i never much to say, but just some evidence. hehe, ok, take a look, enjoy. :-)

Na hii kazi ya kublog imeanza kuwa ngumu...nilidhani kuandika hizi vitu haihitaji kufikiria...be warned people ujinga also uses up your brain cells.Good thing I had these photos of beautiful people I can zubaa with!!!
Sadly today that is all I can do...stare!!! Have you been to the supermarket of late and looked at the price of Vaseline??? Now I have to decide if after this blog nitaparara kesho asubuhi...hmmmm...

OK then...back to more important things...like the blog...just to satisfy all you pervs out there I still have enough vaseline to last me tomorrow morning.

The only thing wrong with this photo is that there is no tall KICC building behind this cute couple. Digital cameras just had to complicate everything. 

No one in the corner has swagger like us!!!! I can see Nyayo Stadiooom is catering for the minority...hawa ni wale mafans vegeterian wanasuffer from mumps. Speaking of minority,remember that sesame street bird?? We were seated with him the other day and kumbe that guy is a Kao, which explains his love for the colour yellow. You can't find guests like this anywhere else....even bought him a tusker and I had to stop him from destroying the can coz he thought the black part was scratch to reveal

On one side there were the veggies people and on the other side....well...I simply wouldn't want to be that guy seated next to her. What would be the conversation breaker? Heey girl...nice breasts you got there...Girl slaps guy...Guy says I meant the chicken in your hand...Girl slaps him twice as hard!!!

The key to a woman's heart is through her stomach.....and who said buying her chicken wouldn't get her laughing at my jokes. Time to start saving for KFC. I may just get lucky and get to second base

Starting to think too much again....back to warembo gallery...*licks tongue in anticipation*

That was short...now I know how Inspector Mwala feels. Oh yeah short people, I went there.

What the hell was I doing wandering off in the middle of the pitch like that. Last time I checked, the gents was not this far away. Oh well, hata iyo jua inimulike aje I am still going to water the grass. My apologies to whoever got tackled on this particular spot. That tackle left you with a bad taste in your mouth,huh?

I guess Jimmy Gathu(guy on the right) didn't carry his trusted calculator along, did he??You know what they say, if you cant beat them,join them.

Thanks to the experience he has watching moves inside the closets of many Kenyans, he manages to sukuma a peck on the cheek. Woohoo!!!!almost made it to first base.

But like all other closets, Jimmy Gathu always gets kicked out. Not all stories have happy endings people. I guess its back to the calculator for him.

And so we do what we do best....live, love, rugby!!!!

 By the way kuna huyu buda mzee amependa kujificha na kutupiga mapicha za ovyo. Beware of this papa razzi...This last picture wasn't me.
Now to wait for the 7s circuit...really need me some rugby action bad.

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